She had the face of a queen She was wild wet and mean When I went down in between She said she wanted to try But she didn't know why All she had was that look in her eye I said you come to my place You sit down on my face I'll make you see things you never saw It was checkmate, stalemate, The b**h she was jailbait I think it was against the law Now I gotta have more of what's in store So I said to myself no use She didn't give me the time She didn't give me the dime But she gave it all to me when she went Well I thought I had it made When I finally got paid I had my own little, private French maid I've had her all these years, She's been nothing but tears I live my hole life in fear Now I gotta have more of what's in store So I said to myself no use She didn't give me the time She didn't give me the dime She gave it all to me she did 'cause It was checkmated It was stalemated It was jailbaited It was checkmated It was stalemated It was jailbaited No deposit, no return no deposit, no return No deposit, no return no deposit, no return No deposit, no return no deposit, no return Now I'm trying to get out of this mess I'm in With a friendly old bottle of Gin She took all my money so I'll grab some change When I take the bottle back in But as I took my last drink I threw up in the sink And I noticed that the empty bottle read No deposit, no return no deposit, no return No deposit, no return no deposit, no return No deposit, no return no deposit, no return No deposit, no return no deposit, no return No deposit, no return no deposit, no return No deposit, no return no deposit, no return