Woody Allen - The Great Renaldo lyrics

Listen to this. I was watching one night the Ed Sullivan Show, and Sullivan had on a hypnotist called The Great Renaldo. And Renaldo got four guys up of the audience, and he hypnotized them, and he said to them "You think you are a fireengine". And I'm home watching and I get drowsy and I fall asleep. And I wake up an hour later, I turn the set off, and suddenly I am seized with an uncontrollable impulse to dress up in my red flannel underwear. Which I do, and I'm looking at myself in the mirror. Suddenly the phone rings, I burst out the front door and start running down Fifth Avenue fast, making a siren noise. At Fourteenth Street I hit a guy at an intersection, who was also wearing red flannel underwear. We decided to work as one truck. We start running down to the Village. Suddenly two guys in red flannel underwear pa** us running uptown. We figured, they must know where the fire is. We turned and followed. At Eightysixth Street a cop flags us down, 'cause there is four guys in red flannel underwear running in the street. He said "You'er coming down to headquarters, get into the car." I start giggling hysterically, 'cause this jerk is trying to get a fireengine into a lousy little chevy. And down at the station there is hundreds of guys in red flannel underwear.