Wiz Khalifa - Talent Show lyrics

[Intro skit] [Wiz] I been trying to develop an alternative fuel from a mix of all natural substances. But the mix was highly volatile until we find a catalyst to help stabilize the compound and supercharge the fuel. (I'm sorry, what was this magical catalyst?) [Snoop] Marijuana motherf**er! [Intro: Snoop Dogg] Uh, ladies and gentlemen, players and playettes Teachers, staff and students I am very honored to welcome you to the high school annual talent show Brought to you by the makers of Wiz Khalifa Premium Rolling Papers And the qualified rollers of Snoop Dogg Master Kush So without further adieux, let's get this show on the road First contestant, bring your talent to the foreground and let your smoke be yo' background [Chorus: Wiz Khalifa] Every time I go out, I'm blowin the smoke out I buy it don't even know the price I smoke cause I live it, don't pay me to visit And I'll be somewhere up in the sky My n***a it's 'bout to go dowwwwwn Ohh we fly, it's no lie, that we high, 'til we die I'ma get up in this hoe's houuuuuse Roll one up, clean the ride case them hoes wan' jump inside [Wiz Khalifa] Uhh, got a joint filled with quality sh** My bottom b**h smokin with me, n***az talk sh** All of 'em shrimp (hehe) I'm a big fish Roll a joint, lick it once, tell you hit this, groupies on my dick Several kush is on my hitlist, in and out these n***az b**hes Smokin tree and not to mention hustlin, tryin to mind my business You probably went to cla** while I was in the hallway skippin Yeah I hear what they sayin, just be too high to listen 'Bout my money trippin, if I even fold it wrong Ya ain't smokin this good, if it's foul tell you I sold it all Or wait 'til one of my hoes come 'round and roll it all Or say f** it and cuff it 'til I go smoke with Dogg I show off, I show off, I show off Car push to start, hit the bu*ton once it go off Keep the money comin in and the papers rolled up And ain't worried 'bout a hatin n***a, they get no love (ohh) [Chorus] [Snoop Dogg] I go green like I was Archbishop Don Juan And blow circles 'round you s**as like a marathon My gym teacher told me, but I didn't listen My b**h did my homework and now I'm in detention It sho' beats suspension, this is my audition So play yo' position, get the picture I envision Did she mention, Snoop Dogg was made for kissin A barricuda fishin, she on a mission for me Pleasure, pain and glory, and my inventory My SAT's, my lil' b**h she did 'em for me And now we prancin on stage at the talent show We floss in my clothes, my chain and my knapsack Full of that, hand me that, can you see my telescope Principle, said she wanna see me cause she smell my smoke 'Bout my money trippin even if I fold it wrong Blowin zones with Wiz cause this is the protocol [Chorus] [Outro: Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan] Yeah, it's the Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan It's a talent show, and everybody got to know You got to be ready so you don't have to get ready So when I stepped in, for the talent show I had stole the show, because I was already ready Everybody shoulda know they part because the whole world is the stage, and everybody play a part So when you at the talent show, you got to know yo' part And you got to know when to move, and when not to move And by me being a famous player, and know my game I took the talent show, because I had style I had flash, I had originality! I had me, and that's what it's all about! When you doin a talent show, you got to be you! Green for the money, gold for the honey I'm the original... [fades out]