Witness - The Girl Song lyrics

I know the math when I handle the mic And these Pythagorean theorists think their angles are right? They might be keeping it vivid, speaking over the beats per minute But they're still the dictionary definition of what genius isn't I'm making music just to open up your ears for once And maybe get famous and get a date with Kirsten Dunst No scratch that I'd rather date that girl from Amelie Cause honestly? She's French And that's really f**ing hot to me This ain't misogyny There won't be no apologies I'm probably the Socrates of operating properly No need to call the cops on me Call me an oddity But now that she's 18? That girl from Harry Potter? Please And not to make a mockery, but listen Miss Tequila I'd rather shoot myself than have a shot at love with Tila Pop divas ain't my thing, but if I had to pick? I'd probably go with Mandy Moore That chick is on some cla**ic sh** Angelina Jolie: Highly over rated Even though I rented "Gia" just to see her naked I wish Claire Danes made a dirty movie And I'd like that chick from Mythbusters teach some rocket science to me But honestly, these are just a couple references I've never been a s**ist, I was raised by a feminist Man, I penned a list and then I signed it under "Witness" That's a half a dozen women I would take on a picnic I came a long way from my days in the Quaker State Moved to Minneapolis to find my Patti Mayonnaise I got charisma that your weak libido lacks Your girl's Sailor Moon? I'm Tuxedo Mask, b**h Someday I'll prove it when I'm dating Jenny Lewis Dude, I'd marry Katy Perry but she makes some very sh**ty music I wanna french kiss Zooey Deschanel Go to third base, disappear like I'm Dave Chappelle Cause when I'm on, I know I'm on, I make it known I highly recommend you leave your girlfriend at home And if I'm ever famous getting props at shows I would still tell the world Megan Fox is gross I wanna eat Fiona's Apple on Caribbean isles Let her get up in my drawers like a Gideon Bible I'd listen to her heartbeat, help her find her car keys And live every week like it's motherf**ing Shark Week.I know the math when I handle the mic And these Pythagorean theorists think their angles are right? They might be keeping it vivid, speaking over the beats per minute But they're still the dictionary definition of what genius isn't I'm making music just to open up your ears for once And maybe get famous and get a date with Kirsten Dunst No scratch that I'd rather date that girl from Amelie Cause honestly? She's French And that's really f**ing hot to me This ain't misogyny There won't be no apologies I'm probably the Socrates of operating properly No need to call the cops on me Call me an oddity But now that she's 18? That girl from Harry Potter? Please And not to make a mockery, but listen Miss Tequila I'd rather shoot myself than have a shot at love with Tila Pop divas ain't my thing, but if I had to pick? I'd probably go with Mandy Moore That chick is on some cla**ic sh** Angelina Jolie: Highly over rated Even though I rented "Gia" just to see her naked I wish Claire Danes made a dirty movie And I'd like that chick from Mythbusters teach some rocket science to me But honestly, these are just a couple references I've never been a s**ist, I was raised by a feminist Man, I penned a list and then I signed it under "Witness" That's a half a dozen women I would take on a picnic I came a long way from my days in the Quaker State Moved to Minneapolis to find my Patti Mayonnaise I got charisma that your weak libido lacks Your girl's Sailor Moon? I'm Tuxedo Mask, b**h Someday I'll prove it when I'm dating Jenny Lewis Dude, I'd marry Katy Perry but she makes some very sh**ty music I wanna french kiss Zooey Deschanel Go to third base, disappear like I'm Dave Chappelle Cause when I'm on, I know I'm on, I make it known I highly recommend you leave your girlfriend at home And if I'm ever famous getting props at shows I would still tell the world Megan Fox is gross I wanna eat Fiona's Apple on Caribbean isles Let her get up in my drawers like a Gideon Bible I'd listen to her heartbeat, help her find her car keys And live every week like it's motherf**ing Shark Week