[Hook: Megan Washington] And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong You been putting up with my sh** just way too long I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the douchebags Let's have a toast for the a**holes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can [Verse 1: Wiser Observer] 'Cause I'm a monster And these dames are really damaged and I sponsor Everything that they want to hear And my responses vary from being funny or flirty 'Cause I'm trying to get you ready trying to get you near Near enough for me to whisper in your ear, like How I like your eyes Or how I like your smile Or how I like when you really laugh, so divine Or joke about how I'm a superhero and she can join me fighting crime You know that playful sh** Make each other just laugh for a bit Make us forget the world's hate and it's racist sh** Red double cups of thrive juice and 7up, now and then taking sips And I like every girl that I'm with And that's a problem when they ask, "Hey Tuma, what is this? Tell me what we doing. What are you and I?" "'U' and 'I'? They're just letters in my mind." I guess that answer really wasn't fine 'Cause she's giving me letters like "F U" and "C U later" Wish I could give you something more than good times and getting faded Dating is overrated You still looking for the one I turned 21, but my mind is still a little young Meeme asked me if I got a girl, I tell her I got none "Your son's just tryna have fun" She says, "You're almost 22 and these girls you're playing with have hearts beating in them too" And I guess I always knew the truth But no matter how great she is, I'm always looking for proof To say, "This is all me, this has nothing to do with you I'm trying to get this rap going, want to hangout with the crew Wanna build empires looking out for better views And I'm scared of commitments it's clichéd they all say it It's nothing new, but it's the truth So runaway" [Hook: Megan Washington] And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong You been putting up with my sh** just way too long I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the douchebags Let's have a toast for the a**holes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can