Wise Old Owl - f** Me A Kiss lyrics

Here we go This is uhhh... f** Me A Kiss Are you ready for this sh**? Y'sure? Sure you're ready? Well here we go There's nothing like a good f** to get the point across Motherf**er you can't stand another double f**ing cross When you f**'n wit the best (you f**ing a**hole) Your just f**ed f** you f** dis sh** is f**ing f**ed Motherf**er f**, if f**s were f**ing horseshoes I'd be one lucky f** right f**ing now I'm telling you I've f**ed so much Upped so much f**ed up so much I f**ed down This whole f**ing town Upside around and back down And to the left and to the right; sh** I f** sh** up every single f**ing night But what the f** else can a Mother-f**ing-co*k-s**er such as myself do? It was a f**ing flying limo Not a helicopter dude But what the f** do you f**ing care Life's just not f**ing fair f**ing deal with these f**s you f**ing fairy Go listen to Cher Your life's not that extra-f**ing-ordinary f** your lower than a run-on pun on Gary on a coleman barbeque Grillin' up f**ed former clucks I mean chickens f** I f**ed that up So f**ing bad I can't f**ing handstand When I grandstand Is the f**ing plan for me man I'll be twitchin' in the kitchen Waiting for that f**ing audition To the sky is falling Don't you hear the great mother calling? She's gonna f**ing f** sh** up If we don't pick our sh** the f** up What the f**? What the f**?? What the f**??? f**, if f**s were f**ing four-leaf-clovers I'd be one lucky f** right f**ing now I'm telling you I've f**ed so much Upped so much f**ed up so much I f**ed down This whole f**ing town Upside around and back down And to the left and to the right; sh** I f** sh** up every single f**ing night f**, I f**ed this chick so f**ing nice Every f**ing night And we'd never f**ing fight We'd just get f**ed up And f** up a storm until the clouds drew And then we'd f**ing f** some more Till the mid-to-late afternoon f** We'd never f**ing stop f**ing We f**ed so much it was goddamn ridiculous I'll never f**ing love another as much as I loved her You were purple, now you're blues I don't know why I had to f**ing choose Between you and the muse, ic Now I'm sick I mean ill Why the f** am I saying this sh** still? I can't f**ing tell anymore Life's a f**ing blur Why the f** did I break up with her? My heart f**ing k**s And it spills onto pages Of phases of metaphorical Lame-a** f**ing phrases f**ing allusiory sh** For my mouth to spit I can't f**ing quit f**ing cigarrettes in place of her tits on my lips It's f**ing stupid All we wanted was a big dick What the f**? What the f**?? What the f**??? What the f**???? fu*k! If f**s were f**ing horseshoes I'd be one lucky f** right f**ing now I'm telling you I've f**ed so much Upped so much f**ed up so much I f**ed down this whole f**ing town Upside around and back down And to the left and to the right; sh** I f** sh** up every single f**ing night Yeah I can f**ing feel it in the air tonight The vibe is f**ing tight The time is f**ing right f** the fight Give it up and f** for the night You know I'm f**ing right (f** you.) Yeah Ok I said But we didn't instead What a f**ing shame My game that is It doesn't exist It's lost in a f**ing abyss So if you wanna f** with me f** me a kiss