Wire - Field Day for the Sundays lyrics

I wanna be a field day for the Sundays so they can f**k up my life Embara** my wife, and leave a bad taste That striped toothpaste can't remove on Monday mornings I wanna be a target for the dailies so they can show Pictures of me with a nude on page three, so lacking in taste Touched up near the waist, looking as limp as Monday morning