Wire (band) - Field Day For The Sundays lyrics

I want to be a field day for the Sundays so they can f** up my life Embarra** my wife and leave a bad taste That striped toothpaste can't remove on Monday mornings I want to be a target for the dailies so they can show Pictures of me with a nude on page three, so lacking in taste Touched up near the waist, looking as limp as Monday morning Touched up near the waist, looking as limp as Monday morning