Willie Nelson & Wynton Marsalis - Makin' Whoopee lyrics

Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee You get some shoes, a little rice The groom's so nervous, he answers twice It's really k**in', and he's so willin' To make whoopee Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture that same sweet love nest Just think what a year will bring He's washin' dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious, he even sews But don't forget folks, that's what you get folks For makin' whoopee Another year, maybe less What's this I hear, can't you guess? She feels neglected and he's suspected For makin' whoo-whoops She's sits alone most every night He doesn't call her, he doesn't write He says he's busy, but she thinks "Is he"? He's makin' whoopee Now, he doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, "He'll pay six to her" He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail" The judge says, "Jump right in the jail You'd better keep her, I think it's cheaper" Than makin' whoopee Oh-whoa, it's a whole lot cheaper Than makin' whoopee