Willie D - Bald Headed Hoes lyrics

[talking] Haha, y'all thought this was Dragnet didnt you Wrong answer again This song is for all the mutherf**in chicken head b**hes And we kept the mutherf**in names the same Cause we think being a bald head b**h is a god damn shame [Verse 1] What the f** is goin on in this god damn world What are you b**h a boy or a girl? I can't tell cause your sh** on the sides is gone You remind me of that monkey lookin b**h Grace Jones f**ed up is how you look to Willie D I just gotta have a b**h that has more hair than me Some try to cover up by weavin it through You ain't foolin nobody We know your bald headed too [Chorus:] Bald Head Hoes Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D I see some bald headed hoes Bald Head Hoes Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D I see some bald headed hoes [Verse 2] There should be a crime against bald head hoes Why they want to be bald Nobody knows Being bald makes a gal look like a beast Stupid a** hoes ain't ya heard of grease Hell naw Cause if you did you'd have some up there Like your p**y you gotta give it proper care Every time I look around I see a damn disgrace Motherf**ing wig pieces all over the place Its from them Bald head hoes They just so damn mean The meanest a** hoes I ever seen Ain't got no hair so they act crude And wanna go and pick a fight with the girls who do Am I right? (you right) Hell yeah Im right Ive seen this sh** night after night Instead of wearin other peoples hair you dumba** b**h You need to buy some dog mane and grow you own damn sh** [Chorus] [Verse 3] Now I just can't go with a bald head hoe You ain't gotta ask why for me to tell you so If I cant run through her hair with my hand Somehow it seems like I be f**ing a man So stay away you bold hickies I know you out there Talkin to you hoes who ain't got no hair Your sister bald Zanny Your mamma bald Eddie I bet you even got a bald headed a** granny [Chorus] [talking] Now this is how you spot a bald headed hoe [Verse 4] Hair spots on a hot sunny day Too many gaps in the scalp is a dead giveaway I saw no hair Clair Yesterday on the cut Today I saw the girl her hair was down to her bu*t I hope that she now, that I know it aint real But I wont squeal not even on Andrea Kim, Shawn or Merylinn Nor Tamika and Rika the famous bald head twins Something must be done About these citizens You ask What will I do to support my fellow man? Im proposing a bill To capital hill To k** all bald headed women at will [Chorus x2]