William Finn - Thrill of First Love lyrics

WHIZZER Pick up all your clothes MARVIN Whizzer begs WHIZZER Whizzer knows MARVIN Shave your legs WHIZZER Make me sick MARVIN You're a prick WHIZZER God you're impossible We;ve been together for nine months MARVIN Uh, ten months WHIZZER Nine Months MARVIN Ten Months WHIZZER Nine months MARVIN Ten months We are the salt of the bourgeoisie WHIZZER While I put the steak in MARVIN I bring home the bacon BOTH And we're proud to say we love it how we MARVIN/ WHIZZER Don't/ Won't MARVIN Don't WHIZZER Won't MARVIN AND WHIZZER Agree WHIZZER Everything he owns is vile Marvin doesn't care A whit Marvin doesn't share My devotion to Style Men from France can cancel a debt Men in cufflinks make me forget my name I intend to upset This regrettable game MARVIN Whizzer takes me by the neck WHIZZER What is that, wash and wear? MARVIN Whizzer has unlimited knowledge of Dreck WHIZZER Send me flowers MARVIN Mention is made WHIZZER Make them roses MARVIN Attention is paid In full WHIZZER See how quickly he sours MARVIN When he pushes, I pull WHIZZER Pick up your clothes, Marvin Breeding shows Marvin MARVIN I was rich He was horny WHIZZER We fit like a glove MARVIN Close your eyes, Whizzer WHIZZER Pa**ion dies But I'd k** for that thrill of first Love BOTH We ask for pa**ion at all times We stand for pa**ion and drink this toast WHIZZER Still it's awfully trying MARVIN And we?'re not denying BOTH That of all the lesser pa**ions We like fighting most WHIZZER Eh... MARVIN Whizzer screws too much to see What a joy's monogamy What a joy is saving his joys For one man WHIZZER Leave me MARVIN Love me WHIZZER Don't be a fool MARVIN Want me WHIZZER Feed me MARVIN No one's so cruel And cheap WHIZZER What I love I devour MARVIN What you love you devour What I covet I keep Isn't that right, Whizzer? Let's both fight, Whizzer! WHIZZER I was trained in karate MARVIN I'm best when I cheat So I'll cheat, Whizzer, and I'll shove And I'll k** for that thrill of first Love WHIZZER We've been together for nine months- MARVIN Ten months WHIZZER Nine months MARVIN We've been together for ten months WHIZZER What, it's been nine months MARVIN Ten months MARVIN AND WHIZZER In fact we've almost survived a year WHIZZER True, but BOTH Who is counting? We're too busy mounting A display of our affection That is so sincere (30 measure interlude) BOTH Pa**ion dies Pa**ion dies WHIZZER I would k** for that thrill of first love MARVIN I would k** for that thrill of first love- WHIZZER I would k** for that thrill of first love- MARVIN I would k** for that thrill WHIZZER I would k** for that thrill of first MARVIN I would k** for that thrill of first BOTH Love Love Lo-ve!