MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON, AND MENDEL March. March March of the Falsettos March of the Falsettos Whee! Who is Man enough to march to March of the Falsettos? MARVIN C'mere MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON, AND MENDEL One foot Following the other Teach it to your brother Make him March March March of the Falsettos March of the Falsettos March a little bit March a little bit March a little bit On Four men, swaying in Phosphorescence Keep replaying their Adolescence Four men marching But never mincing Four men marching Is so convincing It's a goddamn surety We're laughing at maturity MARVIN March MENDEL March JASON March WHIZZER March MARVIN Marvin's always wary MARVIN March MENDEL March JASON March WHIZZER March JASON Does this mean that I'm a fairy? MARVIN March MENDEL March JASON March WHIZZER March MENDEL What a stupid theory! MARVIN March MENDEL March JASON March WHIZZER March Whizzer says it doesn't dearie Don't be scared Don't get tight Asses bared My delight Shared- JASON With MARVIN Four WHIZZER Young MENDEL Men MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON, AND MENDEL Alone in the night March. March March of the Falsettos March of the Falsettos Who is Man enough to march to March of the Falsettos? Hi One foot Following the other! Practice it on one another March. March March of the Falsettos March of the Falsettos March of the Falsettos Marching home! Home