Willa Ford - f** the Men (A Toast to Men) lyrics

Girls, I'd like to make a toast on behalf of men Here's to the men we love Here's to the men who love us Here's to the men we love, who don't love us f** the men, let's drink to us Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa** on us Ah, ah, ooh, that's right, boys Ooh, let's get, ah, naughty There was this tattoo artist, partied for hours Huge in the pants, loved to screw in the shower b**h done keyed up his new Eddie Bauer I shoulda dumped him but I was too coward 'Til I met this school boy that studied at Howard Nerdy but he calls and be sendin' me flowers I'm feelin' him, but had to get rid of him Nerd boy turned out to be a minute man Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa** on us f** the men, let's drink to us, y'all Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa** on us f** the men, let's drink to us, y'all I've been with boys with baldies, boys with hair curly Boys in their thirties, boys that ain't worthy Boys I fell for and slept with too early Boys with dicks straight, boys with dicks curvy Boys locked up in the bing I have boys in hotels, motels, Holiday Inns All this talk 'bout men is ridiculous f** the men, let's drink to us Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa** on us f** the men, let's drink to us, y'all Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa** on us f** the men, let's drink to us, y'all Willa has something to say Thanks, Lady May Take it on now girls, give the eyes what they want to see Take it on now girls, be whatever you want to be Crazy ladies, tight a** bodies Let 'em know we came to party Live it up now, boys, got your eyes on that lady Live it up now, boys 'cause she won't be your baby Go home lonely, leave you horny It's a girls night after party f** 'em all 'cause men don't have nothin' but dicks on us f** 'em all 'cause they soft then beg us to strap on us Get your big 'O', no love making Let him know his b**h was fakin' Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa** on us f** the men, let's drink to us, y'all Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa** on us f** the men, let's drink to us Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa** on us f** the men, let's drink to us Ooh, ooh, let's get naughty Oh, my God, did I just say that? That's right girls, there's a sorority anthem for ya f** the men, let's drink to us, y'all