Will Smith - You Saw My Blinker (b**h) lyrics

Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince This is a story i'll never forget About the day my new car got hit It caught me off guard cause it happened so quick When i heard the crash i got mad as hell Cruising down the highway fast not slow Ninety miles an hour in my 5.0 People waving at me cause they know who i am Alpine stero blasting a jam Put the top down said my girlfriend Then my damn hat blew off in the wind I got kinda mad cause it's the hat i just bought I shoulda put her out it was all her fault Day was friday date was ten My girl was looking good on a strem She smacked my hand when i put it on her rear Said hit me again and i'll break your wrist That day i dressed all in white Takin' my girl to palm springs for the night I was hoping i could find a short cut I was tired plus i had a rash on my bu*t There was this lady in a pinto coup 'bout 90 years old i could tell by the droop Driving off fast borderline insane Gla** so thick couldn't stay in her lane I swerved left then i swerved right She was still tailgating me too damn tight To the left lane i tried to switch Then you saw my blinker b**h We both pulled off on the side of the road I was hot ready to explode The only thing stopping me from breaking her nose Is i was 21 and she was 90 years old Then the police came turn the lights off The lady started cryin' and the cop got soft The cop said ah it'll be ok Wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe I said wait what's going on cap' Her car's fine my car is wrecked Then i saw what happened in the crash Her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash You hit me i didn't hit you Stop holding your neck lady you can't sue It's your fault you caused all this You saw my blinker b**h Wednesday october the fourth That's when we got our day in court That lady destroyed my case She came in a wheelchair and a neck brace I jumped up i said you must be jokin' Come on judge her neck ain't broken Well i'll be damned Wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand The balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground Judge said boy you'd better calm down Aren't you one of them damn rap singers Yeah then i gave him the finger Judge held me in contempt of court For givin' him the finger and things of that sort Anything to say before you're dismissed Just one you saw my blinker b**h