Call me a joker Call me a liar Call me whatever you wanted to I am a smoker A midnight f**ing toker Putting mine on the egg inside of you I would expect you to teach me a lesson But not the one that you've done I wasn't born dumb, but oh I could become Innocently rubed by someone And the fan-tails take their early morning walk I shoot rounds off while they swing about the road The light is wasted The evening tasted By me and then much later by you And when today I'd found We'd somehow lost our way, I thought That I was bound to break before it's through I would expect you to leave me much wiser But not so wise as I am And with this knowledge now in my possession I can act and be free as I choose My inside's crying and screaming with an awful call My appetite shows the morning altercation's toll As I was saying I would have laid in But I'm not, so you're going to do what you do And when it's over I'll be your brother And give my heart and head to you I would expect you to take what you wanted But not the things that you did I would expect you to take me for granted Figuring I never understood You keep all of the money pressed against your chest I didn't know that, and I never would have guessed