Somewhere else I have a wife That I write to on postcards Let her know that I'm alive And describe where we are Tonight we'll dine out on the front porch Of a big house near the pier But now I'm going on a walk On the beach, drinkin' beer Kidding on the square Dreaming of you in underwear And wishing you were here Somewhere else I have kids who Love to splash in the waves Take the boardwalk by storm And eat pizza all day Digging in the sand Shooting with straws and rubber bands I'm wishing you were here