(1 2 1 2 3 4) Breakdown, turn it around Don't stand up cause you might get knocked down Its all over the set Then they give you a smile let you watch anyway I've see it all over the news Everybody's been talking with a face full of shoes TV and your radio are all on the blink So get yourself a pistol to learn what to think [Chorus] Tonight tonight we'll hold on tight Get your ticket it's time to go Welcome to the big show Big money bottle of dreams Got your cold laced fingers with your c**aine rings Want to see the dark side of town So make a deal with the devil and he'll show you around Champagne parties with phone call girls Ashtray babies with dimestore pearls Nickelback j**elry and a velvet chain Hollywood hollowfaced down in the rain [Chorus] [repeat first verse] [Chorus] Welcome to the big show [x3]