I came in here lookin’ for a lover But now I think I’ll settle for a friend And if it goes right I could take you home tonight And try to make it worth the trouble we put in And I saw you standin’ there lookin’ for somethin’ I’m fairly certain I’m exactly what you need No ma’am I ain’t claimin’ I’m a doctor But I know a good old-fashioned cure-all homemade remedy So we won’t be the first ones Tryin’ out this medicine They’ve been usin’ it for years All our parents, all our peers, and all our friends This ain’t an original sin This ain’t an original sin It ain’t original I don’t need to be Ferdinand Magellan Jumpin’ first into far-off distant lands Neil Armstrong’ll always be the first one To take that tiny little giant step for all of man So we won’t be the first ones There’s lots of steps to stumble in We’ve been doin’ it for years So we might as well just do it all again Yeah, this ain’t an original sin This ain’t an original sin This ain’t original To hell with the snake and the apple and Adam and Eve If they’ve done what they were s’posed to, there wouldn’t be you, there wouldn’t be me This ain’t original sin This ain’t an original sin This ain’t an original sin This ain’t an original sin No, no, no, no, no, no, no