Will Ferrell - Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy - Brian's introduction lyrics

[Brian Fantana] People call me the Bri-man. I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're askin' yourself, and the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.