[Verse 1] In my whole life I've never heard anything crazier I heard, over in Saudi Arabia to have s** with a chick and call her babe ya have to Get married or else the government'll tazer you That's frigging crazy yeah As I spit this sh** the government are fuming at me Come on paparazzi get your cameras and zoom in at me My songs are bad for kids see so you might as well get rid of me Cause I'm more controversial than a gang of Illuminati You know this, you notice I'm in high resolution I'm dangerous my violent than a Thai revolution They're all true rumors Listening to rap does cause tumors That are cancerous and more deadly than tarantulas You can't handle us Can you answer this? Do you even think I'll get my hands on twenty grams of cannabis? Well I'm an anarchist So now you know this, I really hope that you can answer it If you're a fan of it If you're man enough, you want a can of it? If you're a pacifist you can pa** on my list But if you're a capitalist I'll knock your cap out with my fist You greedy b**h! [Hook] Calm Down No need to scream and shout Calm Down Nothing to be concerned about So calm Down These's no need to act so queer Calm Down I'll deal with these pricks Don't worry Will is here So just calm down Just calm down [Verse 2] You got millions of quid but you're still a tight arse And you got me really pissed off with your rip off car parks Two pound an hour to park a car on some concrete That's such a rip off, I'm surprised you're not from con creak Do I have to choose what's better, to fight or stay calm? Do I have to what I prefer, Bible or Qaran? Would I rather starve to d**h or be tied up in a van? Rather be blown up in London or executed in Tehran? Have my face kissed to d**h by a woman hating fan? Or be messed up by a face grating, fast rotating fan? If I was kissed in public by my sweat, old gran I'd tell my mates she's my date and looking for a younger man What is worse for you, LSD, h**n or c**aine? Would I rather be a h**n or a hero with no name? Or smoking lying down on a floor covered in propane? Or laid in my bed choking myself until there's no pain? You thought as soon as I got praised, I'd go on quit rap End up like Culkin taking d** cause they look like tic tacs Good luck with that theory [Hook] [Verse 3] Sat at home on the sofa watching revolting gore Cause my mum's stuck at work in a pair of revolving doors When I'm left all alone in my head, I start solving laws Going to the white house with a gun and resolving wars Forcing me to do tours of place where people fought wars Where the enemies fought like animals and got down on all fours He's a dead Brit, here's a civilian who was shot in the head But he's a middle eastern so it's okay if he's dead I hate this world we live, there's racists everywhere The government are but I'm white so why should I care So I might as well just... [Hook x2] So just calm down Just calm down So just calm down Just calm down So just calm down Just calm down