Will and The Mix - Dick Shop (Thrift Shop Parody) lyrics

Hey Macklemore, can we go dick shopping? What, what, what, what Bada, bada, bada, bada I'm gonna shag some men, only got 20 dollars in my pocket I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a man who*e (This is totally awesome) Now walk into the club like "What up? Give me some big co*k" Nah, I just humped this lad from the dick shop Stepped into the brothel with some cash and money The men be like "Hey, gimme your a** honey" Already had five men on my list, I'm flying through it We've already kissed but next I want fun time with Ryan Lewis Wearing a pink vest I got ten men standing next to me But I probably should have washed it, smells like my bed sheets (Jizzzzzzzz...) But sh**, I was 99 cents f** it, I'm coppin it, washing it Then I got my a** out 'bout to go get some co*k in it Slip on my protection, get onto my erection Because I'm getting penis from every direction Get on a dating site, go straight to the guy section Chicks are messaging me so I had to deflect em I'ma take it grandma style, I'ma take it grandma style No for real, ask your grandma, "Can I pin your grandpa down?" (Thank you!) And there's this guy I stalk, follow him where ever he goes Down town wearing spiked boots and leather Speedos They had a broken condom, I bought a broken condom Oh sh**! I think I've given this guy AIDS from my long one In the gay club I'm a bit of a bragger, with swagger I got dick in the bag, the number one sh** stabber I'm gonna shag some men, only got 20 dollars in my pocket I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a man who*e (This is totally awesome)