I have seen you once with your altruistic bandage And I know that you have given me the eye Let me see you twice and I will be your appendage In this silver dollar kingdom of the blind I bet you think I'm lonely I bet you think I've got you on my mind You were yours and I was always mine I bet you think I'm lonely I bet you think I'm crying all the time Pity always said she'd be your bride I have fallen down at least every other Sunday And on every other Monday I have cried I have played the clown I have danced around your glory I have waited I have waited for my line I have written down almost everything you told me And I sold it for a purple wedding gown I can't hear you now when you say that you are sorry And I'll never stoop to polishing your crown