She strutted in and she blew right past me Shoulders back and her head held high Straight to the bar and slammed a shot of whiskey Got out her phone and sent a text to mine She said you SOB I saw your PIX with your new GF I'm tired of your BS OMG TMI You're SOL you can KMA goodbye She hit the floor and she grabbed some cowboy The dirty dog 'neathe the neon light Whooped out her phone and with her middle finger Shot it to me one more time She said you SOB I saw your PIX with your new GF I'm tired of your BS OMG TMI You're SOL you can KMA goodbye