There's no-one to call from a country town It's not a bad thing I don't have anyone lovely to call And it's not a bad thing I'm not doing the dirty, breaking a vow I'm not a tomcat doing the rounds And if I were there'd be no-one to complain There's no-one worrying at home Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone Happy if after the show I'm alone There's no-one to call from a country town And say I got a tan Or we played under the biggest pergola This side of Japan The mountains are hazy- mist from the sea Is it good luck for dolphins on the same wave as me? Or, honey-child I miss you just the same There's no-one worrying at home Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone Happy if after the show I'm alone Its strange to be happy if your boyfriends lonely That's the way they are Its strange to be happy if your girlfriend's lonely But that's the way we are There's no-one worrying at home