Let's all take a trip to europe Where a girl has never seen a razor She lifts her arm, and poof there is hair And it doesn't seem to faze her Don't want to go to hunington beach It'd be more, like hell than heaven Where every girls underarms Look like they did when they where seven (or eight) Mysoginy, that is not me I just like the girlies form I like, her b**bs i like her bu*t But i really love her where shes wet and warm She's warm Love my hairy mary, she's my furry girlie Love my hairy, she's my furry girlie Now i, know you think You probably know what i am thinking I'd, bet the devil you don't Will you get it, no you won't You won't [chorus] O.k. it not her b**bs, its not her bu*t And its not her cooch I love a girl whose underarms Are hairy like a pooch