Thought about selling my testosterone... Girls have beautiful female hormones Asked my doctor what I should do He said "Sperm is sold for a dollar or two." Spread my seed and grow a tree Successful fertilization will be achieved Leaves of me falling off the tree Supplies replenished by me So I went to a bank to donate some s**m... I thought about myself as a mechanical bull: Genetic selling machine for a union's white dream The lady at the counter told me I could be sixteen... So I went into a room -- looked at the tube There was a pink line drawn where you fill it to I dropped my pants and started to dance Mechanics were oiled; the gene pool slipped Laid on the bed; laughing out loud I sold out myself in a gene pool style Laid on the bed; laughing out loud I sold out myself in a gene pool style Laughing at my silliness... Laughing at my silliness... Laughing at my silliness... Laughing at my silli -- go! Laid on the bed; laughing out loud I sold out myself in a gene pool style Laid on the bed; laughing out loud I sold out myself in a gene pool style Laughing at my silliness... Laughing at my silliness... Laughing at my silliness... Laughing at my silliness...