Wheeler Walker Jr. - Redneck sh** lyrics

[Verse 1] American by birth and Southern by the grace of God Means that everything I do, I do it right New York and California, you can go and have your fun But down here I got a list of what I like [Chorus 1] Eating tater tots and p**y s**ing Mountain Dew and tits Kick my grandpa in his nutsack Then I s** my boss' dick f** my cousin in her a**hole 'fore I finished on her tits Then I shoot my neighbor's cat I love that redneck sh** [Verse 2] You can make your jokes at us and giggle all you want But my friends and me man, we don't give a lick If you can read this then the b**h fell off, that's a sticker on a bike Sure, but it's also a tattoo inked on my dick [Chorus 2] Taking pictures of my momma while she's tryna take a sh** Then I'm throwing rocks at cripples and I laugh when they get hit Pull my pecker out at Wal-Mart then I pop my sister's zits Jacking off my neighbor's dog I love that redneck sh** [Verse 3] People think we're crazy man, they think we're all insane Take a visit and I swear you'll never leave You can stay at grandma's house, she'll cook you up some country ham And after dinner you can nibble on her beave' [Chorus 3] Met a biddie at the swap meet then I f**ed her for a bit Shoved a dil*o up my a**hole just to see if it could fit Buy a bunch of nudie magazines, the ones that show the clit Then I tongue my brother’s bu*t I love that redneck sh** Redneck sh**!