Wheeler Walker Jr. - Beer, Weed, Cooches lyrics

[Verse 1] Friday night, friends at the bar Outside, hot boxed in the car Heard the band, steel guitar So we followed our way to the song Inside, group of hot girls Locked eyes with a cute little squirrel Band's swinging, take her for a twirl So we danced all night to the song [Chorus] Beer, weed, cooches And honky tonk music All night long Stoned, drunk, f**ed up I'm gettin' my dick s**ed All night long [Verse 2] Took a break, headed outside Pa** the joint, girls got high My squirrel, blaze in her eyes So I knew that it wouldn't be long Making out, got a big bone Feeling good, gonna get blown Then the band started playing George Jones So we went back in to hear the song [Chorus] Beer, weed, cooches And honky tonk music All night long Stoned, drunk, f**ed up I'm gettin' my dick s**ed All night long [Bridge] Last call and we had a good buzz Grabbed some beer and the girls with us Drove back, copped her in the fuzz With the radio playin' that song for us [Verse 3] Back home, stereo's up Sturgill's singin' a song about d** Girl's drinking, smokin' and stuff So we listened real close to the song Me and her, bedroom time Through the wall, still stood time Ol' dick s**ed, I like her kind So we smoked and f**ed to the song [Chorus] Beer, weed, cooches And honky tonk music All night long Stoned, drunk, f**ed up I'm gettin' my dick s**ed All night long All night long