Wheatus - Dynamite Satchel Of Pain lyrics

Lets write a song, baby My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, Now sit your a** in the chair and I'll tell you my name, My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain, That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, I hope this song will explain, Just why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, Well I was born in the back of a truck on the fourth of july, I was raised by a Portuguese ninja who taught me to fly, A business man pulled over and he asked if I needed a ride, I had to eat that business man for lunch cos I wanted his tie, Damn I look good in that tie, Air born Portuguese ninja eats man for his tie, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain, That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain.