Wesley Willis - Keith Porter lyrics

Once upon a time, Keith Porter robbed Jack Daniel at gunpoint He took $350 off him and pistol-whipped the sh** out of him Keith Porter was arrested for armed robbery and a**ault with a deadly weapon He was taken to jail by police Keith Porter Keith Porter Keith Porter Keith Porter Keith Porter went to court He was arraigned He was brought to justice The testimony stated that Keith Porter robbed Jack Daniel of $350 and pistol-whipped him like he stole something Keith Porter Keith Porter Keith Porter Keith Porter The trial lasted 10 weeks The verdict was in A jury found Keith Porter guilty of armed robbery and a**ault with a deadly weapon A month later, he was sentenced to 30 years in prison Keith Porter Keith Porter Keith Porter Keith Porter Rock over London Rock on, Chicago Kingsford - it's the sure fire