Spider-Man thought he was bad He was screwin' my date up He was botherin' my girlfriend He tried to cut her out of seventy dollars I whipped Spider-Man's a** I whipped Spider-Man's a** I whipped Spider-Man's a** I whipped Spider-Man's a** Spider-Man messed with my girlfriend Spider-Man wrapped his arms around her with my bedroom door closed Suddenly, I opened the bedroom door on Spider-Man's sneaky a** I caught him kissing my girlfriend and beat him to a pulp with a rubber hose I whipped Spider-Man's a** I whipped Spider-Man's a** I whipped Spider-Man's a** I whipped Spider-Man's a** Spider-Man beat the hell out of me He whirled me and knocked me to the floor I tore out his world and threw him against the radiator Spider-Man was being such a stupid jerk I whipped Spider-Man's a** I whipped Spider-Man's a** I whipped Spider-Man's a** I whipped Spider-Man's a** Rock over London Rock on, Chicago Napa, it's the parts store