Wesley Willis - They Threw Me Out of Church lyrics

Once upon a time, I was cursing in Daniel's Chapel A.M.E. Zion Church I called one of the deacons a mother f**er Reverend Henry E. Miller preached about my vulgar language He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church For the second time I told the preacher to f** off I also told Reverened Henry E. Miller to s** a male camel's dick He got so tired of my bullsh** He told one of the deacon's to throw me out He then escorted me to the door They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a 2x4 I went up to the pulpit and clocked the preacher in the head He fell to the floor unconscious Suddenly, the police was called on me I then ran out of the church with a grin on my face being chased after by the cops They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church Rock over London Rock on, Chicago Diet Pepsi - uh-huh