Wesley Willis - Birdman Kicked My Ass lyrics

Birdman caught me on his property He saw me trespa**ing his real estate He reached into his pocket for a pistol He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind Birdman kicked my a** Birdman kicked my a** Birdman kicked my a** Birdman kicked my a** Birdman beat me to a pulp He gave me a yell-down war hell ride He told me that he was going to k** me if I don't get off his real estate He gave five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road Birdman kicked my a** Birdman kicked my a** Birdman kicked my a** Birdman kicked my a** At 10:00 PM, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman's real estate I jumped over his fence after dark I picked up a brick and shattered Birdman's window pane Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O. J. Simpson Birdman kicked my a** Birdman kicked my a** Birdman kicked my a** Birdman kicked my a**