This band played at Wild Cherry About 200 people were at the rock and roll show The jam session was terrific It whipped a horse's a** with a belt Almost True Almost True Almost True Almost True The band played it on The crowd roared like a lion The band got down The jam session whooped a camel's a** Almost True Almost True Almost True Almost True The show was over at last A lot of people met the band The rock and roll was perfect It whooped a pony's a** with a belt Almost True Almost True Almost True Almost True Rock over London Rock on, Chicago Coors Light - it's the right beer now