Wesley Willis - Hell Grayhound Bus Ride lyrics

It's Wednesday, April 2, 1997, at 12:00 PM I took a Greyhound bus to Des Moines, Iowa It was a six-hour profanity demon hell ride At 6:00 PM, the Greyhound bus Arrived at the Des Moines bus station Two of my music fans picked me up And drove me to Fort Dodge, Iowa Hell greyhound bus ride Hell greyhound bus ride Hell greyhound bus ride Hell greyhound bus ride At 2:00 PM on Friday, April 4, 1997 I went on a radio show joyride I whipped out my Technics KN3000 keyboard And sung four rock songs on 88.1 KICB At 6:30 PM, I rode with my friends To Knights of Columbus for sound checking At 9:30 PM, I got up on stage and sung Twenty rock songs in front of 200 rock fans Hell greyhound bus ride Hell greyhound bus ride Hell greyhound bus ride Hell greyhound bus ride At 11:20 AM on Saturday, April 5, 1997 I caught the Greyhound bus to Chicago, Illinois The Greyhound bus left Des Moines, Iowa at 11:30 AM It was an eight-hour profanity demon hell ride without music At 7:30 PM, the Greyhound bus Arrived at the Chicago bus station I then got off the intercity bus And yelled like a stupid fool Hell greyhound bus ride Hell greyhound bus ride Hell greyhound bus ride Hell greyhound bus ride Kinkos, it's the new way to office