[parody of "hold me now" by the thompson twins] I had a pizza, Covered with cheese. I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil, Stuck it back in the freeze. Look at my crust now, See what i mean. It's getting all wrinkled, And my pepperoni is hairy and green. Ah, 'cause it's moldy now, It got moldy fast. How can i Make leftovers last, make leftovers last? I was so hungry, What could i do? I finished the pizza And topped it all off with some mystery stew. Now i feel kinda queasy, Yeah, yeah, what can i say? So i called my physician To wish him that he'd make a house call today.