Weird Al Yankovic - Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me lyrics

Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourgla** and there's no way you're going to slow it down you say we gotta treasure each moment who knows how long we're gonna be around yeah you keep on telling me life is short and its hard to disagree with what you say but if time is so precious why ya wasting mine cuz I'm always reading always deleting every useless piece of garbage that you send my way every stupid hoax all those corny jokes stop forwarding that crap to me well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns stop forwarding that crap to me no it isn't ok if you brighten my day with some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry and I didn't request a personality test stop forwarding that crap to me Ahhhh you're sending virus latent you're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments to every single person you know you're pa**ing around a link to some dumb thing on YouTube that everybody else already saw three years ago and wacky badly Photoshopped billboard were never that amusing to me and I just can't believe you believe those urban legends but I have high hopes that someone will point you toward Snopes and debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly No I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul stop forwarding that crap to me send more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists please stop forwarding that crap to me well I'm sorry i can't accept your paranoid rant and I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe won't you kindly refrain cuz its hurting my brain stop forwarding that crap to me... Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat now tell me in what alternate reality will I care about something like that? and by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong and Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing and I really doubt some dead girl is gonna k** me if I don't pa** her letter along Well now I know you're wishing I'll sign your petition but stop forwarding that crap to me and I don't want to read your series of conspiracy theories just stop forwarding that crap to me and your two million loser friends all have my address because you never figured out the way to BCC but now I gotta insist take me off of your list stop forwarding that crap to me (stop forwarding that crap to me stop forwarding that crap to me stop forwarding that crap to me stop forwarding that crap to me) just stop it now oh no (stop forwarding that crap to me) [repeats] i can't take it aw please you gotta stop right now I'm not kidding at the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to stop sending me that crap I don't want it don't send it to me now don't send it to me just stop forwarding that crap to me stop forwarding that crap to me to me