Weird Al Yankovic - You Don't Take Your Showers lyrics

You don't take your showers You don't use Ban Roll On Please don't come near me anymore I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill I remember when You used to smell half-decent That hasn't been too recent Now your repulsing all the people you know You perspire freely, your dandruff's like snow And you're drawing flies everywhere that you go 'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore I had to buy some Airwick You even made my dog sick You can't come over anymore 'cuz your hygiene is poor And besides, you're a slob You create a nuisance When you're out in public When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes And they just run from you, holding their nose And you claim that you're lonely But that's how it goes 'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore And you claim that you're lonely But that's how it goes 'Cuz you don't change your undies And you don't use Ban Roll On And you don't take your showers anymore