Weird Al Yankovic - I Will Comply lyrics

At first I was aghast, I was mortified When Entertainment Weekly made me swallow my pride They made it clear that unless I Wrote them some lame parody There wouldn't be A piece on my new DVD I tried to make... them understand I am an artist, you can't make me crank this stuff out on demand! I am not your monkey boy And you are not the boss of me But if I have to stroke your egos For some cheap publicity I'll write this song... under duress Just goes to show ya... extortion really works, I guess You think I'd blow them off and kiss that plug goodbye? Did you think I'd say no... 'cause I'm such a principled guy? Oh no, not I I will comply Although frankly, I would rather jam a needle in my eye Can't believe I'd sink this low To promote my lousy show Yeah, I'll comply I will comply Oy vey