Weird Al Yankovic - Don't Touch That lyrics

[Chorus] Eew! Don't touch that! [Regular voice] Oooh! Don't touch that You don't know where it's been Don't touch wet paint Don't touch that dial [Old man] A rotten egg? Yecch, don't touch that! Never touch yellow snow Not even with a ten-foot pole [Droopy] Never touch food that glows Or Doctor Demento Yes, don't touch that! [Bullwinkle] Hey, watch me pull A rabbit from my hat Wait, that's not a rabbit Oooh! Don't touch that [Bill Cosby] When you find lumps in your puddin' pops Don't touch 'em, they're not cool [?] Don't stick your finger in the ear Of a fat chick at school [Goofy] Gawrsh, never touch anything That's dragged in by the cat [Kid voice] Greasy grimy gopher guts Eeew, don't touch that! [Cheech] Hey man, don't touch my ol' lady! [Swishy voice] You can lookee, but no touchee! [Sexy woman] Oooh! Don't touch me there! [?] Don't touch milk if it's crunchy [Old lady] Never sit on a wet seat [?] Don't touch it (like?) that woman in heat [French accent] Aaah, (? ? ?) Get away from my weed whackers! Don't touch that! [Fussy voice] Never pick up a tissue That's rolled up in a ball [Eddie Murphy] Never touch the gummy gums Of Arsenio Hall [Apu] Welcome to 7-Eleven Don't touch the Slurpee machine [Ernest] Hey, I wouldn't touch that pit bull That's foamin' at the mouth Know what I mean? [Group] Never touch the wart On Aunt Martha's chin Never touch what's on you When you sneeze in the wind Ah-choo! [Dracula] Good evening Don't touch the blood From a vampire bat [Hysterical giggling] Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha Don't touch that! [Rapper] Don't play catch With a scuzzball Don't pick bugs From your windshield Don't touch a slug Or a hairball [Group] Oooh! Don't touch that [Reagan] Uh, well, I wouldn't touch it If I could remember what it was for [Godfather] Last guy who touched this He ain't around no more [W C Fields] Ah yes, you haven't had tequila Until you get the worm [Jewish] I don't think a worm is kosher It's schmutz! Don't touch that [Group] Eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew! Oooh! Eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew! Yecch! [Valley girl] Oh my god that's cowabunga dude! Don't touch that! [Clint Eastwood] Go ahead, make my day Touch that! [Pee Wee Herman] Uh oh! Honk honk! Don't touch that, ha ha ha (crash!) [Engineer] Okay, we're ready for take ninety-nine in here Uh, don't touch that bu*ton please [Another voice] Hic! You mean this bu*ton here? [Engineer] Yeah, that big red bu*ton...DON'T TOUCH THAT! [Voice] What happens if, Hic! I touch this bu*ton here? [Engineer] No! Not that bu*ton! Please! DON (explosion, backing music slows down and stops)