Weerd Science - Clap If You <3 Someone lyrics

As I look back, I can hardly believe That I could fall for such a skeeze Who'd cheat and spread her disease to me. Please, she lied with such ease, It wasn't easy for me to just let go and leave So I stayed, and she would continue to manipulate Shoulda nipped it in the bud or hit the brakes Wait, what a jerk off I am I'm thinkin' we're made for each other She's out sleeping with my friends, And I didn't even see it comin' Seeing as though he was the one who had introduced us And told us that love would suit us He was wrong! And the worst part is that he had a little friend That he spread to the b**h So I went to the doctor, he told me, "You're f**ing 'round with the wrong girl, homie!" OK, listen that might be true, But you know the types of sh** that chicks make us do. I love you girl, but you gave me the clap! (Clap clap!) I can not remember why I ever took you back. (Uh oh!) I need you baby, but you gave me the clap! (Clap clap!) I can not believe that you denied it Don't even try it, you can't hide it, dirty b**h Well OK, here's how I know it's true, 'cause I didn't do any type of dirt to you Well, at least not the first year I kept my dick on lock down 'til you went and made my guy's little eye tear So imagine my surprise when I found out It wasn't some drunk random guy, it was my friend Somebody I chilled with, half my boys knew Kept it secret and concealed it I hope all the dirt you did you can feel it Comes back cripples you and you never heal it I treated you like more than a hot chick You should come with a 'script of antibioctics So I went to the doctor, he told me, "You're f**ing 'round with the wrong girl, homie!" God willin' all the penicillin in the world Couldn't fix this walking petri dish of a girl. I love you girl, but you gave me the clap! (Clap clap!) I can not remember why I ever took you back. (Uh oh!) I need you baby, but you gave me the clap! (Clap clap!) I can not believe that you denied it Don't even try it, you can't hide it, dirty b**h Now, although she always lied and denied any wrongdoing Time has a way of letting the truth do the fine-tuning And of course hindsight is 20/20 But in the thick of it the thickening Sick in your tummy is more than one man can possibly stand If I'd found 'em both I'da grabbed a knife and probably stabbed But sh**, f** that I don't wanna go to jail Though my dick was burning my cooler head had prevailed And thank God, if I'da found the slob I'da done some crazy sh** like an opposite Bobbit-job Honest to God, I've seen some dirt done to each other But nothin's worse than gettin' burnt by your brother So I went to the doctor, he told me, "You're f**ing 'round with the wrong girl, homie!" OK, listen, I kicked her to the curb And thank God a couple pills my dick was cured I love you girl, but you gave me the clap! (Clap clap!) I can not remember why I ever took you back. (Uh oh!) I need you baby, but you gave me the clap! (Clap clap!) I can not believe that you denied it Don't even try it, you can't hide it, dirty b**h