I caught you sliding into red neck heaven An open 2-4 on the road You're sister's angry and she just turned 11 But you know, oh I'm the one that made you go ...huh!... You're workin' hard to find a tough man baby You better tell me what you know Across the bar there is a big lug ugly And you know he's got Eight guitars and a broken nose Eight guitars and a broken nose He's got a jacket made of horsehide leather His dirty pants are hangin' low You want to throw him down and give him ultimatums Now he'll be your sugar daddy With his eight guitars and a broken nose Eight guitars and a broken nose Eight guitars and a broken nose