Did you ever see a whale with a polka dot tail Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly Oh no, tell me it ain't so Have you ever tried to shrink like a ice cube in the sink Have you ever tried to see what lies hidden in the tree Have you ever made a flan and squished it in your hand Oh no, tell me it ain't so Billy [repeat second verse] Have you ever seen a whale with a polka dot tail Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly Oh no, tell me it ain't so Help me