Ween - Piss Up A Rope lyrics

My dinner's on fire while she watches tv And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes Yells at my buddies and insults my folks I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that i can She's got time for the dog and none for her man And i'm no dope, but i can't cope So hit the f**in' road and piss up a rope You can piss up a rope And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin' Pack your bag, i don't need the ag On your knees you big, booty b**h start s**in' You ride my a** like a horse in a saddle Now you're up sh**s creek with a turd for a paddle And i can't cope -- piss up a rope Uh, you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle For the last 6 months i been packin' your bag You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk I'm sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milk And i'm no dope, but i've lost all hope So hit the f**in' road and piss up a rope You can piss up a rope And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin' Pack your bag, i don't need the ag On your knees you big, booty b**h start s**in' You ride my a** like a horse in a saddle Now you're up sh**s creek with a turd for a paddle And i can't cope -- piss up a rope [chorus twice]