Ween - We're All Snowflakes (Chrismahanukwanzakah) lyrics

It's okay if you're a m**m, a Christian or a Jew It's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do An all-inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you! (and pagans, too) In some ways we're all monkeys, well maybe just a smidgen I'm a Scientologist, that's kind of a religion Whose faith is the right one? It's anybody's guess What matters most is camera phones for twenty dollars less And there's never any hidden fees, oh what a joyous day No commitments means I'm proud to go both ways Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you! This is gonna be the best Chrismahanukwanzakah ever...