Ween - Bag Of Fat lyrics

Tonight is my special night. Nobody looks at me when I'm here. And nobody will hear my screams of delight, not tonight. Starting with a silly movie, I giggle at my pale, pink skin, glistening with excitement. I wish I could s** on my own toes, but I guess I'm just too big to reach. I have a little blanket I keep to cover my private. Touching is always pleasurable, so I touch it, and it ripples right through me. I'm excited now, and my body begins to turn from pink to purple. I'm on all fours, and it's hard to support my weight. I roll over on the floor and kitty runs away. I-I'm naked and chasing the kitty. It feels chilly, and the wet hair stands up on my arms. I sit back down, and feel the pleasure I have. It's round and soft, my body is sweaty, and my belly goes in and out. A little fart creeps from under the pillow, and I need to eat, then I need to clean myself. My wet, dirty, giggly surprise. The movie ends, so I start it again, and then I fall asleep In your yellow hat You're lookin' like a bag of fat Can't you see? You're bigger than a manatee Lipos** Cause you're bigger than a trailer truck Just like that You're lookin' like a bag of fat For goodness sake! Take it easy on the chocolate cake When you eat like dat You're lookin' like a bag of fat! Bag of fat, you're lookin' like a bag of fat Just like that, you're lookin' like a bag of fat! (aaaaaaaaah) In your yellow hat (aaaaaaaaah) You're lookin' like a bag of fat (aaaaaaaaah) Can't you see? (aaaaaaaaah) You're bigger than a manatee (aaaaaaaaah) Lipos** (aaaaaaaaah) Cause you're bigger than a trailer truck (aaaaaaaaah) Just like that (aaaaaaaaah) You're lookin' like a bag of fat