Wednesday 13 - Buried By Christmas lyrics

merry christmas ho ho ho i'll be six feet under the snow jingle bells along the way i'm a dead motherf**er and i'm counting my days i've been too naughty i forgot to be nice i guess violence is my vice so check your santa list and check it twice i'm a dead motherf**er all right i'll be buried by christmas (all i want for christmas is a custom fit casket with a black velvet interior oh yeah and a bucket of chicken) seasons beatings and a jolly farewell by christmas eve i'll be rotting so well in a one horse open sleigh straight to hell laughing all the way i've been too naughty i forgot to be nice i guess violence is my vice so check your santa list and check it twice i'm a dead motherf**er all right (santa if you're out there and if you can hear me your fat a** better have me a freshly du grave)