Short on Love I got plenty of money I got my self well-paid I got money that the government Don't even know was made But I'm a little short Short, short, short, short, short, short A little short on love My poor heart Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah She's comin' on home I was so tall in high school In sports, I was a crook I was so hot, I had to squat To shoot a hook But I'm a little short Short, short, short, short, short, short A little short on love My poor heart Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah She's comin' on home Now I've got wheels a-rollin' Any kind your heart desires I got: bicycle, tricycle, motorcycle Baby buggy, lawn mower, skates Wheel barrow, boat trailer, tractor, and a scooter And a brand new Cadillac, with a-white wall tires Hmm But I'm a little short Short, short, short, short, short, short A little short on love My poor heart Yeah, yeah, yeah She's comin' on home Well, she left me on Monday morning I was a wreck by Monday night I'm six foot, eleven: that's an inch under seven But that don't cut no ice When you're a little short Short, short, short, short, short, short A little short on love A-now my poor heart Look out now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah She's comin' on home She's comin' on home She's comin' on home, whoa whoa wah wahhh