Webb Wilder - Samson & Delilah's Beauty Shop lyrics

Samson And Delilah's Beauty Shop (Webb speaks) "There is a sheet of paper being circulated in the room which bears a terrific lie At no time ever was this aggregation known as the Beatnicks. We have the greatest Of admiration for Maynard G. Crebbs and his kind. However, we were the BeatNECKS We got tired of pointing to our neck, you can't do it in an add because they always Misspell it and you go around with a news paper like this all day. So, now we are and I am Webb Wilder. The names Wilder, Webb Wilder. And for those beatnicks in the crowd More power to ya. And for those beatNECKS in the crowd... maybe you don't know what a Beatneck is? Maybe a little boy, possessed of the mind of a full grown man bought a Beatles record in a Gibson's discount center in Hattiesburg, Ms and JUST MAYBE, He Grew up to be Webb Wilder." Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop Come on, baby, let your long hair drop Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop Hey, little baby, let your long hair drop I'ma ease your mind and tell ya Where to find the best salon Past the local liquor store S'quarter of a mile beyond They begin to whirlin' and a'twirlin' And a'curlin' your hair And you can be believin' you'll be happy when You're leavin' from there Right down at Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop Come on, little baby, let your long hair drop Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop Come on, little baby, let your long hair drop Donna's got a date Katie's gonna grauduate alright Aww well S&Ds'll guarantee their Gonna look their best tonight Make appointments early And they'll never leave you in no lurch Well now S&Ds'll guarantee You're lookin' mighty nice for church I'm talkin' 'bout Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop Come on, little baby, let your long hair drop Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop Come on, little baby, let your long hair drop Mrs Hays' highest praise Is something very hard to win She'll never set her face In anybody else's place again Well awhile ago Mr Cole Would never even step inside But now you know it is so He even gets his grey hair dyed Right down at Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop Come on, little baby, let your long hair drop Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop Come on, little baby, let your long hair drop Sittin' and a'contemplatin' Waitin'on your hair to dry Readin' magazines about The people in the public eye Well Johny Carson, Richard Burton Jackie O and Lady Di Well Larry Hagman, Sally Field And Dolly Parton me oh my Their all yours at Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop Hey, little baby, let your long hair drop Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop Come on, little baby, let your long hair drop Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop I said come on, my Momma, let you long hair drop Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop Come on, little baby, let your long... hair....... Ah 1 2 3 drop Let it drop Aww let it drop Yeah let it drop