Waylon Jennings - The Teddy Bear Song lyrics

Well, I wish I had bu*ton eyes and red fat nose Shaggy cotton skin and just one set of clothes Sittin' on the shelf in the local department store With no dreams to dream and nothin' to be sorry for. I wish I was a Teddy Bear Nor living, nor loving, nor going nowhere I wish I was a Teddy Bear And I wish that I never had fallen in love with you. I wish I had a wooden heart and a sawdust mind Then your mem'ry wouldn't come around to hurt all the time With a sewed on smile and a painted twinkle in my eye Then I never would've ever had to learn how to cry. I wish I was a Teddy Bear Nor living, nor loving, nor going nowhere I wish I was a Teddy Bear And I wish that I never had fallen in love with you. I wish I had a string you could pull that would make me say What you wanna hear from me to make you stay Then I'd know everytime I spoke the words were right And no one would know what a mess I've made in my life. I wish I was a Teddy Bear Nor living, nor loving, nor going nowhere I wish I was a Teddy Bear And I wish that I never had fallen in love with you. I wish I was a Teddy Bear Nor living, nor loving, nor going nowhere I wish I was a Teddy Bear And I wish that I never had fallen in love with you...